This is what happens when you leave eggs on the counter, and Zao unsupervised for five minutes. That egg might as well be on my face, because it's all Mama's fault! ;)
If I am hearing uncommon noises from the kitchen, though, I really need to stop what I am doing and investigate. Thankfully I can now discern the sound of breaking eggs from a distance. I'm adding that to my list of motherhood-induced superpowers. No genetically modified spider bites needed!